Denim Joggers, £40 Topman
Clearly, whoever's designing at Topman must be on crack. First, they spearhead the emergence of Carrot-fit Jeans, or Nappy Pants as I call them, giving guys an excuse for lousy dressing...and now this?! You'd think that they'd stop the heinousness there but noooooooo, they had to push it further and come out with an even more disgusting denim crossover. Et voila! As far as joggers are concerned, isn't the point having one was to wear it while jogging? I think I can find a better way to spend my £40 mate, and that's without chafing or committing fashion suicide. Trust Topman to have something hideous like this hiding under a pile of well-tailored suits and shirts. Why can't guys just stick to a nicely-fitting pair of pants?! I'm all up for a day of comfort over fashion, but towing the line between the two just doesn't cut it. Back to the drawing board guys!
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Hilarious! And I agree they are an abomination.
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