Tuesday, 1 March 2011

83rd Academy Awards: Not THAT Bad, But Still....Bad?

There weren't really a lot of horrendous dresses last Sunday. Instead things were rather ill-fitted, some were just weird, and some were just really underwhelming. Who'd have thought that Nicole Kidman would make this list?! You know things have gone cray cray once you see her make a fashion stumble at the Oscars when normally she is queen. Ah well, there's always next year?


Scarlet Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana
This is like Julianne Moore trying to make Lanvin work on her. 
No. It doesn't cling well, does nothing for her bod whatsoever. In fact, she 
looks like she has a muffin top under that dress. Also, puce never looks good on anybody.

Nicole Kidman, Christian Dior Haute Couture
It looks bizarre. It's almost as if the dress wants to look dramatic, but winds up
looking like a cross between an A-Level textiles project and a cheap knock off from New Look.
Why Nicole? WHY!?

Melissa Leo, Marc Bouwer
So this is where all the doilies at the Poundland went. 

Michelle Williams, Chanel
Who knew Chanel could make a person look like they're seconds away from the morgue?
It is formless, and it totally whited her out. 

Marisa Tomei, I Don't Even Wanna Know Couture
Yet another Franken-gown fresh out of the Home Ec classroom. 
No. There are no words.

Sharon Stone, Christian Dior
First of all, I have no idea why she was there. 
Second of all, what is THAT on your shoulder?!

Helena Bonham Carter, Coleen Atwood
Considerably the best out of all her horrible dresses. Pretty sedate, 
though I thought the Union Jack garter was a tad superfluous. But, that's Mrs. Burton for yah!

Florence Welch, Valentino
Brighten up Florence! LOL! I've never been a fan of 
this shade of yellow. It reminds me of Birds Custard and pus.

Jennifer Hudson, Versace
Oh child, put it away! Bad prom dress meets bitter beauty queen.
Nice jugs though, I'll give you that. 

Amy Adams, L'Wren Scott
What's that? Yep, we feel the pain too.

Jackie Weaver, I Don't Wanna Know Couture
This lady just cannot catch a break can she? General shortie rule here,
never wear anything floor length if you are no taller than 5'10". She did look
better than she did at the Golden Globes, so maybe a leg up this time?

So there you have it. What did you think of the clothes? 

xoxo

[source: Getty]

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